Exploring the world still has its hilarious benefits.

For the uninformed: Cows will go up steps, but they will not try to go down steps.

Bossy, I need to ask something great of you. I need to cut off your head to prove my loyalty to the bloodsail Buccaneers, so they will allow me to infiltrate their ranks and hopefully discover their true intentions. Booty Bay needs you, Bossy...now more than ever. 

For the uninformed: This is in the real world, not in World of Warcraft