A guildy decided to sing us a little song about a place called LFR

I sung it out loud to my husband in my raspy, messed up flu voice.
He laughed and asked me to never sing to him again

I formatted it like the actual carol is, if anyone is actually up for the challenge of making a spoof out of it.

On the first day of LFR / The loot Gods gave to me / A bag full of gold for me.
On the second day of LFR / The loot Gods gave to me / Two pissed off tanks / And a bag full of gold for me.
On the third day of LFR / The loot Gods gave to me / Three face pulls / Two pissed off tanks / And a bag full of gold for me.
On the fourth day of LFR / The loot Gods gave to me / Four legit players / Three face pulls / Two pissed off tanks / And a bag full of gold for me.
On the fifth day of LFR / The loot Gods gave to me / FIVE PEOPLE BEING CARRIED! / Four legit players / Three face pulls / Two pissed off tanks / And a bag full of gold for me.
On the sixth day of LFR / The loot Gods gave to me / Six healers crying / FIVE PEOPLE BEING CARRIED! / Four legit players / Three face pulls / Two pissed off tanks / And a bag full of gold for me.
On the seventh day of LFR / The loot Gods gave to me / Seven mouthy bitches / Six healers crying / FIVE PEOPLE BEING CARRIED! / Four legit players / Three face pulls / Two pissed off tanks / And a bag full of gold for me.
On the eighth day of LFR / The loot Gods gave to me / Eight people leaving / Seven mouthy bitches / Six healers crying / FIVE PEOPLE BEING CARRIED! / Four legit players / Three face pulls / Two pissed off tanks / And a bag full of gold for me.
On the ninth day of LFR / The loot Gods gave to me / Nine Blood Elves whining / Eight people leaving / Seven mouthy bitches / Six healers crying / FIVE PEOPLE BEING CARRIED! / Four legit players / Three face pulls / Two pissed off tanks / And a bag full of gold for me.
On the tenth day of LFR / The loot Gods gave to me / Ten Mages pulling / Nine Blood Elves whining / Eight people leaving / Seven mouthy bitches / Six healers crying / FIVE PEOPLE BEING CARRIED! / Four legit players / Three face pulls / Two pissed off tanks / And a bag full of gold for me.
On the eleventh day of LFR / The loot Gods gave to me / Eleven Hordies twerking / Ten Mages pulling / Nine Blood Elves whining / Eight people leaving / Seven mouthy bitches / Six healers crying / FIVE PEOPLE BEING CARRIED! / Four legit players / Three face pulls / Two pissed off tanks / And a bag full of gold for me.
On the twelfth day of LFR / The loot Gods gave to me / Twelve useless loot bags / Eleven Hordies twerking / Ten Mages pulling / Nine Blood Elves whining / Eight people leaving / Seven mouthy bitches / Six healers crying / FIVE PEOPLE BEING CARRIED! / Four legit players / Three face pulls / Two pissed off tanks / And a bag full of gold for me