"Look, whatever you do, don't leave the Horde to go to the alternate-reality version of Draenor to be come a farmer with your wife."
"...oh yeah. Uh, I might have skipped some stuff. So, there's an alternate-reality version of Draenor, and, uh, you have a wife... Her name? Uhhh, 'aggro' or something. Look, I skipped the questline where you sailed with her into the Maelstrom to become an ascended god or whatever because the Darkmoon fair was in town and I really wanted that turtle mount and... Shit, before I forget, by any chance does Cairne owe you any money? Because you're really going to want to collect it soon."